Why the internet is so much better....

ManGnome: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
ManGnome: I need my socks.

Diggers

Looks like my digger friends are quite unhappy.......

Good Times In the Chatroom

check this convo I spied on Yahoo messenger.



bubblyGeek3: Hey, you know what sucks?
miltonStaple: vaccuums
bubblyGeek3: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
miltonSTaple: black holes
bubblyGeek3: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
miltonStaple: lava?

"I'm at the damn dam and I hate mushrooms I fucking hate them!"